A band director was having a lot of trouble with one of his drummers. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but performance didn’t...
Little Johnny looked so sad his teacher had to inquire what was wrong. “What’s the problem?” she asked. “I hope it’s not about your homework again.”...
A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd...
Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: “It makes you feel young again.”...
A man and his wife enter a dentist’s office. The wife says “I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain! I’m in a terrible hurry....
An old golfer was hitting his ball near a water hazard and his club fell into the water. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and...
An elderly man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple...
A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an old woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over...
A man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is over,...
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field...