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A woman goes into a toy shop to buy a vibrator. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that one!” He...
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A young man came to an old man of wisdom. You are very old and clever. Help me, please. Tell me how I should overcome my...
A man walks into a bar and sees a man sitting at a table with a tiny man playing a tiny piano. “Hey, where’d you get...
A young man was watching the news when the reporter switched to the traffic. “A car is driving in the wrong direction along Interstate 45, be...
A man stops by his doctor’s office. He tells his doctor of his concern for his wife’s hearing. “She doesn’t answer me when I ask her...
Ana sets up her friend Jenny for a blind date. Before she goes out of her house, Jenny calls Ana, “Listen girl, my date’s here so...
Sophia was trying to find the library. She asks a man standing by, “Hi. Excuse me. Do you know where the library’s at?” The man looked...
A ship captain was alerted by one of his sailors about a pirate ship approaching their coordinates. He asks the sailor to bring him his red...