One afternoon a Lawyer was driving home, when he saw a man eating grass by the side of the road. “Why are doing that?” the lawyer...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, “I saw you in your office with...
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in...
The peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment. “I’m sorry,” said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.” “But I...
An ugly old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor’s kid walk by carrying something big...
A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: Hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and Prada purse. “I’ve been stung by...
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any...