A young recruit goes to the military office and says he wants to enlist. Both officers laugh at him and insist he is not a good...
A elderly couple are walking down a country road one day and they see a man standing next to a plane with a sign that says...
A girl goes into her father’s study, “Daddy, why am I named rose?” “Because the day you were born a rose petal blew through the window...
3 nuns go to mother superior and say they don’t want to be nuns anymore. Mother superior says “Ok but you have to go and do...
After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful...
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time. He’s looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the...
Three ladies walked into a bar. One brunette, one redhead, and one blonde. They went to the bartender and he said:” there’s a magic mirror in...
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good...
A man had the worst day of his life, so he decided to go to the new bar the bar was located on the roof of...
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...