A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, “Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?” The...
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car. As she’s...
A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little while later, a couple...
A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can’t find the rake. He yells...
A deaf man enters a pharmacy to buy rubber pack and tries to explain what he wants with sign language. The pharmacist doesn’t understand anything so...
A woman went into a department store and told the clerk that she wanted to return a toaster because it didn’t work. The cashier told her...
Two accountants were in a bank when a gang of armed robbers burst in. While some of the robbers snatched bundles of cash from the tellers,...
Three old men Bert, Arnie and Harry were sitting on a park bench debating what the meanest animal in the world was. Bert said: “The meanest...
A women’s group from Miami Beach decided to go on a day trip to a working farm in the country. Since most of them had lived...
A country guy in a bar was becoming irritated by a flash city type with a vacuous blonde on his arm. Both had loud, braying voices...