Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions. One 75-year-old man says: “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at...
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency...
Two lawyers were in a coffee shop talking. One of the lawyers names was Thomas Strange. After a while their conversation became rather morbid, and they...
A businessman boarded a flight and was lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he noticed she...
An elderly woman went to her doctor, complaining about not being able to hear out of one ear. The doctor then took his penlight, looked in...
A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she...
Two old men are sitting in a bar. One of them looks at the other and says, “You look familiar… where you from?” The second old...
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been...
Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Can I be punished for something I haven’t done?” The teacher is shocked. “Of course not, Johnny! That would be very...
Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what...