The pastor stood before the congregation and said; “I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news.” The congregation got quiet....
Larry’s barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, “We had that barn insured for...
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers He dialed the...
So he decides to go down to the after class and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in...
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?” “Yes, Father, it is.”“And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father I...
Getting late for a meeting, need to run’, he said, as he slung his coat over the shoulder, and bounded out of the house. As he...
Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor...
There was an Englishman, Scottish man and an Irishman swimming in the sea one day when suddenly they were captured by pirates. The captain said to...
Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur didn’t have much of a choice, so...
A customer in a restaurant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that something is wrong. So he calls the waiter over. “Can you...