He was hooked on trees his whole life. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem. What does the Grinch do...
“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” ‘Yes, Father, it...
Doug Smith is on his and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for...
Nasreddin Hodja was lying in the shade of an ancient walnut tree. His body was at rest, but, befitting his calling as an imam, his mind...
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83...
Back in those days when corporal punishment was permitted to teachers, a minor teacher named Miss Bings complained to one of her superiors, Miss Manners, that...
There was a party in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain. Two young men ran for about 10 minutes...
Two West were out hunting, and as they were walking along, they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed...
Arriving home from work at my usual hour of 5 p.m. I discovered that it had not been one of my wife’s better days. Nothing I...
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you...