The old beady-eyed moderator in charge of the classroom stared towards the clock at the end of the room as the students furiously scribbled down the...
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s...
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it...
The prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand. He walked up to her and asked, “Mrs Williams, do you know who I...
The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had...
Two men were marooned on an Island. One man pased back and forth worried and scared while the other man sat back and was sunning himself....
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on...
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The...
At work, Tom and Jack were chatting: Tom: Jack, I’ve been attending evening classes for 8 months now and I have a test next month. Jack:...
A boy who was suffering from cancer had lived his whole life inside the house being taken care of by his mother. One day, he wanted...