A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing....
They decided to put their expertise to use and conduct some research. The Math man said, “I’ll jump into the water and measure the depth of...
The Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.” Man: “No sir, I was going 60.” Wife: “Oh, Harry. You were going 80.”...
He found her staring at his roommate, who was dressed in linen wrappings. On the coffee table in front of him was an open bottle of...
He was an honest man, albeit an so God and the Devil decide to rotate him between Heaven and Hell each year. One year passes, and...
A man who was suing over an automobile accident was being questioned by the defendant’s lawyer. “Did you or did you not say at the time...
Warren Gatland and Eddie Jones are both killed when a lightning bolt hits the Millennium Stadium. In heaven, they are greeted by God and Eddie is...
A 90-year-old man goes for a physical and all of his tests come back normal. The doctor says: “Larry, everything looks great. How are you doing...
Peter and his wife, Mary had taken the step of matrimony. One day, Peter and Mary sat down to discuss what traits they wanted their baby...
St. Peter meets them at the pearly gates, and announces “welcome to heaven. it is a vast and holy place. I will assign you a vehicle...