Three friends, sitting around a table, enjoying a little time together over a couple of drinks. At some point, one says: “The fastest thing there is?...
A man with a drinking problem finishes his night out at a bar He takes a few steps and falls flat on his face. He gets...
When a lizard walks up and says “Hey koala what are you doing?” The koala answers “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.” The...
Judge: “You are accused of beating your wife to death. If you want to expect any mercy, you’ll have to give us a good reason. ”...
One guy shouts, “Six-hundred and eighty-eighty!” Everyone bursts into laughter. As the laughter’s dying down, another guy shouts, “Eleven-hundred and twelve!” Uncontrollable laughter. Another guy chimes...
A policeman pulls over an old man in a pickup truck because the bed of his truck is full of ducks. The officer says, “Sir, it...
They come across a pile of dog . One of them says to the other, “I think that’s dog ” “Does it smell like dog ?”...
Serbia is walking across the bar with a beer in his hand. He bumps into Austria, and spills some beer on his pant leg. Austria is...
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear...
Leaving the house with a hand full of chicken wire. His father said, ‘Son, where are you going?’ The son replied, ‘I’m going to catch some...