A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy...
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner’s...
There was the elderly man of 80 years who told his doctor that he was about to marry a 20-year-old. The doctor said, “That’s great”, but...
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, mean-looking guy plops down in the...
A guy enters a bar and orders two shots of vodka. He drinks the first and dumps the second on his right hand. He then orders...
A man was pulled over for speeding down the highway; the officer came to the driver’s window and asked, “Sir, may I see your driver’s license...
A husband was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back...
A drunk man was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table...
A man goes into the doctor, worried about his wife’s temper. The doctor asks, “What’s the problem?” The man says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to...
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a “Curse” he has been living with for the last 40 years....