An 80-year old man buys a Corvette He gets it out on the open highway and takes it to 80, then 100, then 120 before he...
I went to the hospital a while ago for a mental breakdown I had, and when I got out, they gave me an assistant to help...
Something you don’t know about me – I’m an authority on wasp sounds. Anyway I was out for the day and it started to rain. So...
A younger man and his much older friend sit down for a drink at a bar. This is great! Says the older man, I wish we...
A Scottish man had been working for years building his own brewery. He carefully developed his favourite brews. Meticulously crafting flavors he loved. He was involved...
Two guys are walking through a field when they came across a well. One of the guys asks “how deep do you think that is?” The...
A state trooper running a speed trap flags a sedan for travelling 75MPH in a 50MPH zone. The trooper immediately flips on his lights and stops...
An older, white haired man Walked into a jewellery store one Friday with his beautiful, young girlfriend at his side. He told the jeweller he was...
There was once an angel who was very happy with life because she was very beautiful and she always got to wear pretty, perfect dresses. One...
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s keys in the door. “Stay where you are”, she said. “He would be...