There was once a woman who was married to a man who would make extremely loud and disgusting farts every morning as soon as he woke...
There was a group of 3 robbers, one named billy, one named, bob, and one named jeff. One day jeff suggested that they rob a bank....
Two old timers Bill and Ted, are out in the woods hunting deer, having a few beers and remembering days gone by. Suddenly Bill clutches his...
A policeman sees a little girl riding her bike He says, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well,” says the policeman, “tell...
Little Johnny was walking around the block with his Dad one evening, when they came across two dogs up. Johnny, “Dad, what are them two dogs...
A chicken farmer goes to the swap meet in the morning to buy a new rooster for his farm. He finds a very impressive cock and...
Three tourists board a taxi at LAX One is German, one is Italian, the other is Japanese. En route to their accommodation, a Porsche speeds past...
Two women go out for drinks They’re having a blast in a bar, and get absolutely smashed. Drunk and barely able to walk, they make their...
Harry and his wife are having hard times, so they decide that she’ll become a call girl. She’s not quite sure what to do so Harry...
Restaurant manager: I’ve been watching you sitting at this table reading that paper and doing the crossword puzzle for an hour. For the first fifteen minutes,...