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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a cuts off the...
A young man from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big “everything under one roof” stores looking for a job. The manager...
An old man was driving his Lambo with 100 miles/hour when suddenly he saw the police chasing him. So, he starts speeding up, 140, then 150,...
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. “ Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much...
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the...
A man is walking down the street when he sees an advertisement for his favourite boxer, Mike Tyson. He stops and reads the text on the...
Three men survive a plane crash in the jungle.Paddy, an Irishman, Jock, a Scotsman, and Edward, an Englishman. The three men band together and set off...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife lying on the bed, panting. She says “Honey, call 911, I’m having a heart attack!” The...
I was driving in the desert in my 1989 Jeep Wrangler. I was going for a drive in the vast, dry deserts of Nevada. I had...
So my friend Sam got a job with a large oil company to work oil fields in the Middle East. Once he got to his site,...