When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a beautiful girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was...
Three women (redhead, Blondie and an Asian) have just escaped a prison, and the cops are looking for them… The girls were running trough the city...
A doctor goes to the same bar every day and orders an Almond Daiquiri. He gets to be so regular, showing up at the same time...
An Irish painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Over a short number of years, his fame...
Two little girls Lisa (6) and Anna (5) are playing on the playground. Suddenly a man approaches them. “Hey you two. If I give you candy,...
A self-made millionaire decided that he was lonely and needed to find a mate. So, he organised a bit of a competition for it. As his...
So he goes to the pet store and tells the owner “I got $1000 and I want a pet like no other.” The owner says “I...
A young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, ‘Father,may I ask a favour?’ ‘Of course child. What can I do for...
A lemon, a potato, and a pea all had a tough week working at the grocery store so they decided to let off some steam with...
It was a midnight journey on the Paris underground. I stared intently at the floor thinking about the end of my trip to France. Then it...