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An old man was driving his Lamborghini with 100 miles/hour when suddenly he saw the police chasing him. So, he starts speeding up, 140, then 150,...
There once was a baby born with no arms. His parents put him on the church’s stairs and vanished. The local priest took him in and...
Three doctors with a growing private practice decided they needed to hire a new nurse onto their staff to meet their needs. They hired a very...
A student and the head teacher in a school. Set the scene: Recently a school in a small village has been vandalised, this is a big...
A few puns I thought of while trying not to get out of bed . What did the Alabama sister say to her sibling? “Cum at...
Once little Johnny comes home from school. He asks his dad ‘is hell a bad word’, his dad replies ‘yes son hell is a very bad...
Three friends catch the same goldfish The goldfish says: -“You know the rules, whoever catches me gets three wishes. Since you three caught me together you...
A bus full of ugly people had a head-on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person...
So there’s an owl and a lizard smoking weed together up in a tree. Then after about 20 minutes of smoking, the lizard all high says...
A man did 69 with a When he drove home to his wife he realised that his breath smelt like. He freaked out and turned to...