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A Sunday school teacher was teaching her young students about Noah and the ark. She asked them what they thought Noah may have done to pass...
An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart attack. The doctor advised him...
Teacher: “Why are you late this morning?” Student: “Its my alarm clock. Everyone got up except me!” Teacher: How did the alarm clock make you the...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Stevie, wanna play house?” He...
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy rubber packs. “What size?” asks the clerk. “Gee, I don’t know.” “Go see Sophie in aisle 4.” He...
A young woman was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the ham, she placed it in a pan for baking. Her...
A blonde was shopping at target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took...
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front...
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He...
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn’t want to pay up. What should I do?” “Do...
