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My wife is afraid of spiders. Yesterday she discovered a web and observed how a spider slowly kills a fly. That day she couldn’t interfere or...
Two 95 year old men, Jack and Sam, are huge baseball fans. One day, Jack falls seriously ill, and doesn’t have long to live. Sam visits...
I went to the pet shop and the owner said he had a talking centipede for sale. I said ‘no way, centipedes don’t talk.’ The owner...
Dave comes home blackout drunk. With his eyes barely open, he misses his friend Phil in bed on top of his wife. He lies down and...
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter...
I love eggs so much, that I recently switched over to ostrich eggs. Have you seen those eggs? They’re huge, they’re basically the equivalent of 24...
Wife trouble So a guy gets pulled over and the cop says “you know you were speeding right?” The guy says “no officer I wasn’t.” The...
A game show host is talking to a rabbit The host looks at his question card. “Okay, here is your first question: What is 7 plus...
A man’s at a restaurant in Spain and he sees a waiter delivering two huge, round meatballs to the next table. he calls a waiter over...
There was once a really smart bee. Ever since he was little, he had always wanted more than the simple, boring lives led by his fellow...