A joke I made on the spot to my piano teacher. Me: Hey, so by the way, I’m not going to be able to come to...
A nice , calm lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said… “I would like to buy...
A plane is carrying one hundred bricks. One falls out. How many are left on the plane? A: 99. What are the three steps to putting...
An American and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The American is thinking that Nigerians are so that he can...
A hunter was in a tree with his muzzle loader when he sees a bear coming down the path. He takes careful aim and fires. The...
Hello everyone. For almost the entirety of my life I have been a retributive. What does this mean? Well essentially this means I eat dead things....
Three men die and go to heaven At the Pearly Gates they’re greeted by Saint Peter. Saint Peter: I will let you into heaven if you...
A news station was interviewing an 80-year old woman who had just gotten married for the 4th time in her life. The interviewer was asking her...
A barber was doing his business and a kid walked in his shop. The barber told his customer: See that kid, he’s the stupidest kid I’ve...
Two jokes that you will thank me for telling you The first joke can only be told by someone. Call up a friend and say “Hey...