Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. “How’d you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to death,” says the...
On his deathbed, he looked up and said: “Is my wife here?” His wife replies: “Yes, dear, I’m here, next to you..” The Scot goes: “Are...
I was selling a TV to a middle aged man and his wife. Me: “So it’s between the 32 and the 36 inch TV, right?” Husband:...
A man and his wife are having a baby. The time when the baby is due to arrive finally comes and the husband grabs his video...
A husband is late coming home from work and phones his wife. She says: “Where the hell are you?” Husband: “Darling, do you remember that jewelry...
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor,...
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the protection display, and the boy Asks, “What are...
Bill pilled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, “My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!”...
A young lady came home very sad from a date. She told her mother, “Anthony proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so...
A newlywed couple who were both avid baseball fans attended a Cubs “Love able Losers” game. They were still on their honeymoon and very affectionate, hugging...