George, Robin and Alex are standing at the Gates of Heaven being interviewed by St. Peter. “Ok you, George, how many times did you cheat on...
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She instructed the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, an emerald necklace, a ruby bracelet, and a...
AFTER ENGAGEMENT HE: I waited so long for this. SHE: Do you want me to leave? HE: No, never. SHE: Do you love me? HE: Yes...
A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. The man suspected his...
A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase a negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price...
Once a woman was in labor; she was having a really tough time dealing with the pain. The doctor came to her husband and her and...
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates and saw a...
Old John married younger woman Mary and had four children. Three were normal and doing usual. But the fourth Pappy was out of way, ugly, naughty...
An airline introduced a special package for Businessmen. “Buy your ticket and get your wife’s ticket free!” After great success the company sent letters to all...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly she came out in the divorce settlement, when she spies a lamp washing up...