A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight...
An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and...
A 70-year-old Bob, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very hot 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone’s socks...
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks...
An old farmer had owned a large farm for many years. He had a huge man-made pond out back with a beautiful picnic area. For years...
On a train from London to Manchester to watch the cricket, an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. “You English...
The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap. Santa doesn’t...
A boss was educating an employee on effective sales technique. “The main thing to remember is that repetition, repetition, repetition is the keynote!” he advised. “If...
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn’t....
A picky lady customer at a Supermarket’s fruit department watches as a new delivery of fresh fruit is delivered. “Give me two kilo of oranges and...