An executive was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech. When the...
A biker stops when he notice a young girl who’s about to jump off a bridge. He asks her: Do you mind giving me the final...
Every day, there is a man who sits in the corner booth at a penthouse bar. One particular day, a young man comes in through the...
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?” “No...
A young man goes to buy the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GT. It is also the most expensive car in the...
John was talking to his fiance, Rebecca. He said, “Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?” To which she replied, “Honey, I would...
A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter...
A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines...
An absent-minded professor was moving to a new house further along the same street. His wife knew that he was prone to forgetting things and so...
Two guys went duck hunting. One drank a bottle and a half of whisky while the other kept watch. After two hours, a solitary duck flew...