A policeman knocked on my door this morning, but I just locked it and sat there in complete silence. After 20 seconds he knocked again, but...
A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of...
There was a football coach that had a player on his team who was a bit slow. The Headmaster told him that if the player could...
Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they’re all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement. They’re each allowed one thing to bring...
The boss calls his secretary & says, “Get ready for the weekend.We are going on a business trip.” The secretary calls husband & says, “Me &...
A lot of ladies used to sit together every evening in a park and talk non stop. One day they were sitting very very quietly. A...
Two Russian hunters meet. “I shot a gigantic bear yesterday,” says Ivan. “Look at the hide!” “How do you find such huge bears?” Sergei asks. “Easy,”...
The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss...
A man walks into a bar and hears piano music. He looks at the piano and can’t see anyone sitting there, so he walks over and...
A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two...