There was a scientist working away in obscurity for years with peculiar experiments on spiders. After years and years he placed an advertisement in several academic...
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What...
A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school. Grandson: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Grandpa...
A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. The patient had purple hair, plus a variety of tattoos...
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies...
A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and...
An Aussie trucker walks into an outback cafe’ with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The trucker says, ‘A hamburger,...
Once there was a girl who wanted a boyfriend. Her mom wanted to help her, so she set up a blind date for her daughter. When...
A woman went to “Jim’s Seafood Store” and asked Jim what the best part of the fish is. Jim said, “The best part of the fish...
Jack is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks “Have you got...