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A donkey was tied to a tree. A demon came and released it. The donkey entered the field of a farmer and began to eat everything....
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some...
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer who was also a blonde. I The Blonde Cop...
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but...
A Ballerina goes to the doctor, “Doc I am having terrible trouble with the most awful wind. Every time I pirouette I fart,” she cries. “Hmmm,”...
On a busy street in New York City, a man hustles across an intersection and is just about makes it to the other side when he’s...
A young couple moved into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside....