A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic. The druggist asks “Ma’am, what do you want with arsenic?”. The lady...
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while...
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Hank home?” he asks. “No, I’m sorry, he’s out...
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is...
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?” She...
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to...
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam.”...
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbies comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom,...