A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on who was about to jump off a building. The brunette says “I...
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language...
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. “Help, help!” yells one of the blondes. “Help us, help us!”...
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of...
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough,...
Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: “If I ask you a question, will...
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette draws a circle around her and throws up all her money. She...
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order. The man says, “I’ll...
A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same nice negligee she had worn on...
An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling. “I’ve got an eighteen-year old bride who’s pregnant with...