A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.” “One...
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a little worried, asks him if he’s okay. “No, I’m...
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid. To his surprise her ears were badly burnt and red. “What happened?”...
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight. “Can I help you?” he asked. Replied the woman, “I dropped my...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck...
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. After a series of questions that the...
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. “Maybe all I...
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn’t...
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a...
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” The Blonde...