A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he showed the first blonde a picture...
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know anything about make love. Can you explain it to me first?”...
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She examined it and decided to do an experiment. She pulled off one...
DAD: “OK, so after every question i ask you you must say ketchup and rubber buns”. SON: Gotcha. DAD: what did you buy at the store?...
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a foreman of a logging organization who offers to give her a...
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went...
One blonde says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says the second. “That’s awful” says the first blonde. “How does it feel...
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator,”...
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns...
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My...