An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: “I have good news and bad news, what would you like to...
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter. The...
A woman says to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her melons. Her husband tells her, “Hey, you don’t need surgery...
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he...
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would...
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a...
This guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete gander change. All of the doctors...
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever...
A dentist ran out of anesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled. He gave the nurse a very large needle, instructing her...
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child..”...