A woman was telling her friend, “It was I who made my husband a millionaire.” “And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend....
A married couple got into some petty argument. He would say it was petty. She would have said it was Armageddon. As was their nature, neither...
An elderly guy gets pulled over by a speed cop as he’s doing 80mph in a 30mph zone. The guy winds his window down as the...
An elderly man goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news. “You’ve got a rare disease and you’ve only got 6 months to...
An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. “I see spots before my eyes,” he said. “It’s due to old age,” said the doctor....
An elderly man’s doctor asked him about his physical activity level. He described a typical day. “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about 10...
A 15-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that car?” He calmly told them, “I...
One day an elderly fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out...
A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a...
Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad? Little Johnny: BOTH Dad: Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where...