One day an old man, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly...
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her...
This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her, “for withdrawals less than...
Little Johnny was with his mom as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway. She tried to keep up with traffic but they...
Little Johnny asks his mother for $20. His mother refuses to which Johnny says, “If you give me $20 I will tell you what dad said...
“Mummy.” Asked Little Johnny. “Why do you always cut the ends off of the sausages before you put them in the pan?” “Oh, that’s just the...
The teacher asked the class to write a composition telling what they would do if they had a million dollars. Every pupil except Little Johnny began...
John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, noticed that John...
A man and his wife are grocery shopping. The man sees a case of beer on one of the shelves and puts it in the cart....
A 90-year-old man who had played golf every day since his retirement 35 years before, arrived home furious and said to his wife, “That’s it! I’m...