A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches over and gives his wife’s melons a little...
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our...
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but...
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said: “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers...
There once was a little old lady who wanted a parrot all her life. Finally, one day she spots a good deal on a parrot for...
A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: “See… here is the monkey of the jungle.” His wife said laughing, “That’s a...
Husband and wife got into a spat. So the wife called up her mom and said, “He argued with me again, I am coming to live...
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about...
Gary is 35 years old and is still single. This is much to the consternation of his mother who continually questions him about his girlfriends and...
A man and his wife were driving down the road and talking. The wife asked her husband, “Honey if I were to die, would you get...