A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask the interviewer. “Yes, I was a marine,” responded the applicant. “Did you...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow $200 for six months. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands in back. Herb says to Sam, “Gee, we went to a new restaurant last night and...
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, “State your name, occupation, and the charge.” The defendant said,...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that...
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her melons in the mirror. He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went...
A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a...
Three guys are discussing women. “I like to watch a woman’s melons best,” the first guy says. The second says, “I like to look at a...
Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, “Oh, no. Now my wife will kill...