A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rubber pack. She asks, “What size please?” “Good question,” he replies, ” I’m not...
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on his wife’s movements. The husband demanded more than just a written report he wanted a video...
A couple were driving home late at night in the pouring rain when their car accidentally ran over a badger. They got out of the car...
A Texan visitor to England asked an Englishman to show him the biggest building in town. “There it is,” said the Englishman. “It’s quite impressive, I...
A woman was out driving when she stalled at a red light. Hard though she tried, she was unable to restart the engine and soon a...
A new teacher was getting to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father did for a living. The first little girl...
The alcoholic came to the yoga school. Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives. I...
Thai woman marries American man but she cannot speak English and he almost cannot speak Thai. Somehow they make arrangement she will join English speaking class...
A busty blonde woman walks into a New York bank and goes straight up to the counter. “Hello,” the man behind the counter says to the...
Mrs. Jennings began each vocabulary lesson by asking the students to use a word in a sentence. “Okay, class,” she announced, “who can use the word...