A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, “Who is this?” “This is the maid,” answers the woman. “We don’t have...
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead: “I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains. The next day the man calls...
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”...
The police stops a man and woman who have their seat belts on. Police: “hi you’re the first people today with their seat belts on, so...
It was the end of the school day and all of the kids were anxious to go home. The teacher told the kids, “As soon as...
A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2.00 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $1.50...
A man stands before St. Peter. St. Peter says “You are in luck today! All you need to do to enter into heaven is to tell...
A man goes to heaven and is greeted by an angel who shows him around the place “Over there is a local restaurant, it’s guaranteed to...
A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. The garage doesn’t open until morning so they...
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I...