A broke and depressed guy is looking for a job. He finds an ad in the paper that says “If you want to succeed be at...
A student visits her teacher’s office before finals An attractive university student visits her young professor’s office after hours. Seeing he is still working, she walks...
A guy and his wife go golfing. They’re about halfway through the game when the husband slices a shot for the green and drops his ball...
There are 2 different approaches for each sexes. For Males OBSERVATIONS the eyes deviate slightly to the left indicating the Male is accessing the creative part...
I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize. So what we came...
A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing...
My friend has trouble attracting women “Every time,” he says, “they always reject me!” “It’s okay,” I tell him, “Just find the type of person you...
No way man. It’s just it’s just ice cream. Furiously cleans mouth. …I just made this one up. Promise! Sunny day. Penguin driving down the road....
An older woman gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer:...
An estranged father take his teenage daughter on a vacation to reconnect with her after her mother passed away The two check into the resort hotel...