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The telephone rang at little Johnny’s house. Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers “Hello”. The man on the other end of the line says, “Hello,...
A Teacher is teaching third Graders and asks them to names some big animals in Africa. Teacher: Name some big animals in Africa. Kevin: ELEPHANT. Teacher:...
An old man is driving when he gets a frantic call from his wife: “Bernard, please be careful, I just heard on the news that there...
A 75 year old walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The barman asks: “hey, where did you get him?” The parrot answers:...
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up...
There was this guy who just got a new job as a school bus driver for elementary school children. He thought it would be nice to...
Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young...
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe...
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts. “Say, what’s your name, mister? ” she inquired, after she climbed up in...
A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the rubber pack display. Boy: “Dad, why do they do packs of one rubber...