A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, “Pour me a drink before the trouble starts.” The bartender looks puzzled, but pours...
3 men are sitting on a park bench, enjoying the weather and bragging about their wives. Saw nothing the first day The first man, Dick, married...
A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. “Those are the nicest balls I have ever...
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. However, this does little to help, as now...
A homeless man decides to rob a Russian restaurant. Since it was so early, the only one that was working at that time was the scrawny...
A famous scientist was on his way to a lecture in yet another university when his driver offered an idea. “Hey, boss, I’ve heard your speech...
Once there were three men, Charlie, Mason and Buck, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at...
The teacher was teaching the kids about starvation. Being a good teacher,she decided to call on selected students to draw a picture of starvation on the...
Steve got a job as a lumberjack… and on his first day his boss gave him a chainsaw. “here you go. now get to it.” Steve...
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him: “Daddy, what is s*x?” The Dad was surprised that she...