I decided it was best to explain it at a level she would understand so I said, “You just had breakfast?” “Yes.” she replied. “Well, the...
The Frogs were tired of governing themselves. They had so much freedom that it had spoiled them, and they did nothing but sit around croaking in...
For the umpteenth time Mrs Jones told her pastor, “I’m so scared! My husband says he’s going to kill me if I continue to come to...
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While...
Suddenly a big burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off the stool. “That was a karate chop from Korea,” says...
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director, “What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalised?” “Well…” said the...
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a...
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year If he didn’t speak for two years, the following...
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give...
It was an incredibly hot day, and a lion was feeling very hungry. He came out of his den and searched here and there. He could...