A Pole, an Italian, and a Jew, all first-time fathers-to-be, are pacing nervously in the Maternity Ward waiting room when a nurse rushes out of the...
A couple were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all grown and very successful, agreed to attend a Sunday dinner in their honor. “Happy Anniversary...
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to...
After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably. I wanted to date again, but I had no idea of how to start,...
Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to Joe’s place. When they got to the...
A man came home from the mine where he works, very sad and stressed. The wife asks: Babe what’s wrong? The man says: All the people...
Harry was stunned to come home from work one evening and find his wife stuffing all her belongings into a suitcase. “What on earth are you...
An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife’s birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist,...
This is a story about a couple that had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting...
A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a...