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WIFE: “There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.” HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous ” WIFE: “I tell you the...
Two friends met after a long time. Hey, I got married! Oh! That’s good! No, that’s bad. She’s ugly! Oh! That’s Bad! No, that’s Good. She’s...
Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a “marriage of the 90’s” equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from...
A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him...
A guy was speeding down the road and got pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper said, “Do you have any idea how fast you...
But Fred died recently. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest...
A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have...
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, “Boy was my wife mad at me last night! She...
After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.”...
The female brain works on a different tangent than male. Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life. In-between,...