Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner. Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the game. “Honey, you need...
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit. She instructed her son to use his...
A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She’d made her family’s favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they’d...
A man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.” The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?”...
The old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife, “When I’m dead I...
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 foot 2...
A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring. As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concerned. “Tell...
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a...
A man walks into a jewelry store to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring. Looking behind the glass case, he comes across an exquisite band with...
This woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge, he asked her, “What did you steal?” She replied, “A can of peaches.” The...