God said, ‘Adam, I want you to do Something for Me.’ Adam said, ‘Gladly, lord, what do You want me to do?’ God said, ‘Go down...
A husband and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside a house. They enter the house and see a broken bottle...
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: “So I hear you are getting married?” “Yep!” “Do I know her?” “Nope!” “This woman, is she...
Brian had asked Dave to help him out with cutting his rather large garden hedge after work, so Dave went straight over to Brian’s home. When...
Three men were in heaven discussing how they died. The first man said, “I died in a car accident.” The second man said, “I died by...
Grandpa John was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. “Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of...
A guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. When he opens the door, he encounters two sheriff’s deputies,...
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite scones wafting up...
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished, the woman heard her husband’s key in the lock. “Hurry,” she said...
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol...