Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old...
A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday. How? The other beggar asked. First beggar: Some one gave me a Rs...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” the director asked....
Spanish captain was walking on his ship. A soldier rushes to him and says, “One enemy ship is approaching us!” Captain replies calmly, “Go get my...
Two guys in a bar. One says “Did your hear the news – Mike is dead!” “Wooo, what the hell happened to him?” “Well he was...
Nurse to Patient: How old are you, Mrs.Smith? Patient: None of your business. Nurse: But the doctor must know your age for his records. Patient: Well,...
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks the sales clerk. “Well they feel a...
Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. One day, as he...
Students in an advanced Biology class, were taking their mid term exam. The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages, of Mother’s Milk.’ The question was worth...
There was a married couple sleeping and an intruder entered into their house. The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and said,...