A woman walks into her Psychiatrists office and says, “Hey Doc, you know how we have been talking about Freudian slips? ” “Well, I had the...
Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and...
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth-control pills.” Taken...
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to...
Bob told his friend, “My wife caught a Peeping Tom last night, and she’d have killed him if we hadn’t stopped her.” “It must have made...
A man has been driving all night. He decides to stop in the next town for a few hours and get some sleep. As luck would...
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and...
An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off,...
A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I’m so mad, I can’t even...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped...