A Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar...
Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage. One of the men says, “I have it the...
One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, “well… when...
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car’s radio telling them to disperse...
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her...
One evening, a young woman came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Anthony proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are...
A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert. “What are the three most important things you should bring with you in...
A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when this gorgeous woman next to him started to milk-feed her baby. The baby wouldn’t take...
A young salesman was out on business when one night he had to stop at a farm, the only room available was with the farmers pretty...
A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. “Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?” he said to her....