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A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his...
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to...
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, “Is this what I pay you...
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit. She gets two shot glasses,...
It was two o’clock in the morning and a husband and wife were sleeping when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and...
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another...
A young man and woman got married. At the time of their marriage, the husband noticed his wife carried a decently sized metal box and shoved...
A man goes to see a wizard and says, “Can you lift a curse that a priest put on me years ago?” “Maybe,” says the wizard,...
A husband says to his wife, “I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time.” The...
A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered, “What do I look like to you? A landscaper?!” Next time...
